it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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