I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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