Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
