worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
