i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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