How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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