you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I need to stop coming to work sober
i think i have two assholes
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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