She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
