I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Im part way to drunk.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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