My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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