i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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