I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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