this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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