the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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