I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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