dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
did i walk over a car last night?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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