Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
someone owes me an orgasm
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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