I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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