So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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