The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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