So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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