You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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