Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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