do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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