I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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