Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
why is half of my head shaved?
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