Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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