At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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