question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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