Your dad touched me again.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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