If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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