well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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