Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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