Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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