yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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