So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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