so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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