Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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