Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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