with your own penis?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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