We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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