i think i have herpe
just one?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Found your dick twin last night
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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