I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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