I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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