he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
