It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I did not marry a roomba.
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