gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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