Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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