You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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