your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I look better un-naked...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We got so high we made milksteak
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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