why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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