Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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