So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It was like getting head from an anaconda
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
