Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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